I realize not everyone can get down with this kind of stuff and despite continually shouting about both the classic and understated from the rooftops, who am I to deny a little ridiculousness? And when I say ridiculous I mean it in the best way possible. Certain situations and moods are just begging for a great, big ol' middle finger worn across the chest and who really cares about actually being rich when you can just look the part so perfectly (though it does help when buying from BB)? Continue your quest to become the best dressed Wedding Crashers extra here.
[Editor's Note: Yes, I would wear every single item in this post.]