Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Attn: Fair Isle Ties For $10

In what is surely going to go down in history as the wackest recommendation in Sart Inc history I am pleased to introduce you to the ten dollar fair isle knit ties now available for dudes at Forever 21.  That's right, Forever 21.  Oh yeah, they are also 100% polyester.  So why the hell am I talking about these?  Well, I figured at least one of you out there was eating ramen and muttering to yourself about how a new fair isle tie would really improve your day.  Anyhow, proceed with more than a little bit of caution and don't say I never did anything for you.




-L.A.S

9 comments:

  1. Haha thanks for the honesty, but I'd rather try my hand turning one of those BB fair isle socks into a knit than rock this 100% polyester joint.

    Also, Forever 21 has a men's section?

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  2. lmao

    Your write-up alone, is worth the purchase.

    It brought a much needed laugh as I sit here at UNI library hating life for the next semester.

    #props

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  3. I near spit out my Picante Beef when I read this, and I wasn't even eating any.

    -Brendan

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  4. I'm surprised you didn't mention that 21Men's tagline is "An American Brand." I think they may have just killed irony.

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  5. Love this post. Made me laugh so hard! I have been there myself, eating Ramen AND wanting the next best shirt(or tie) on my back. Thanks for this! Might not buy but well worth checking out.

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  6. Picked both up. Have to say, pretty good, also grabbed a stripped sailor shirt. About 5% of the stuff is surprisingly good, 95% shit. Check it out next time you're at the mall.

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